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  We have the best politicians that money can buy. -- Edward Abbey...
• In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
  -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
• Ignore any lines above this one - we are having problems with our mailer.
• Fester: Quicker...
• As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. -- Robert Quille
• Our elections are free--it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Ste