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• I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
  .. except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
• Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
  This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
• Well, that's the funeral, folks. We'll be sitting shivah at the friar's club at 7
  00 and again at 10. You must be over 18 for the 10...
• Bart: So, Krusty, what are you gonna do about your tax problems?
  Krusty: Don't sweat it. The life of Rory B. Bellows is insured for a surprisingly large amount....
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
• Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
  Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
• We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Herschel Shmoikel Krustofsky, beloved entertainer and dear friend.
  .. [perking up] Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from other show business funerals such as "Andre the Gia...
• Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses it.
  [puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central....