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We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "He don't work here"
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I ain't gonna piss in no jar! -- Mojo Nixo
I don't want no foo-foo haircut Standing over my head! -- Mojo Nixo
Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
I'm not a crook! Nixon said resignedly.
Around here we do =precision= guess work!
When asked if he had missed school lately, the boy said `Not a bit.`
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
James Reston (about Richard Nixon)...