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• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
  . Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Burns takes the puppies out of a bath] Burns: There you are.
  ..there you go, little fellow...and you. [one of the puppies stands on its hind legs] [gasps] Smithers, look...
• Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
  Burns: Well, who a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....