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We Bear It Calmly, Though A Ponderous Woe, And Still Adore The Hand That Gives The Blow.
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We bear it calmly, though a ponderous woe,
And still adore the hand that gives the blow.
-- John Pomfret (1667-1703)
-- Verses to his Friend under Affliction
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Heaven is not always angry when he strikes, But most chastises those whom most he likes.
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A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
With grave Aspect he rose, and in his rising seem'd A pillar of state
deep on his front engraven Deliberation sat, and public care...
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Have but one God: thy knees were sore If bent in prayer to three or four.
Adore no images save those The coinage of thy country shows....