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• Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstei
• If you are the first to know about something bad, you are going to be held responsible for acting on it, regardless of your formal duties.
  -- Crenna's Law of Political Accountability...
• Crenna's Law of Political Accountability: If you are the first to know about something bad, you are going to be held responsible for acting on it, regardless of your formal duties.
• #define _DISCLAIMER_ "I am solely responsible for what I say.
• HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this Tagline Conference.
• Help! I'm being held prisoner in a tagline factory!
• Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. --Albert Einstei
• If EasyFlow doesn't work: tough. If you lose millions because EasyFlow messes up, it's you that's out the millions, not us.
  If you don't like this disclaimer: tough. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law, up to and including nothing....
• I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and should not be held responsible for my behavior.