If You Are The First To Know About Something Bad, You Are Going To Be Held Responsible For Acting On It, Regardless Of Your Formal Duties.

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If you are the first to know
about something bad, you are going to be held responsible for
acting on it, regardless of your formal duties.
-- Crenna's Law of Political Accountability

Crenna's Law of Political Accountability: If you are the first to know about something bad, you are going to be held responsible for acting on it, regardless of your formal duties.
Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
-- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...
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Murphy's Third Law for Wives: Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
-- Anon....
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.

If You Are The First To Know About Something Bad, You Are Going To Be Held Responsible For Acting On It, Regardless Of Your Formal Duties.

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