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• Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
  -- Harry Emerson Fosdick...
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  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
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  Remember those exciting fighting scenes? U.N. and O....
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....