We care a lot / About the welfare of all you boys and girls
We care a lot / About you people 'cause we're out to save the world.
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it...
-- Faith No More
Related:
The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles
Once upon a time in the land of Hush-a-Bye,
Around about the wonderous days of yore,
They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and
locked with locks,
And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....