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  [pulls a curtain, behind which we see a number of scantily-clad girls dancing can-can and people gambling] Lady, I gotta tell ya, I have been grossly misinformed about witches....
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• Let us never step back from compassion. The message we must convey to the American people is that we fight for welfare reform
  we fight for health-care reform and other reforms not just to save money, but because we believe there are better ways to take care of Americans in need than the exhausted programs of the past....
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  We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation....