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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Heh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days.
  I'd love to go, but I... [stares at the card] can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit....
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
  I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
• Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to punish him.
  Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that....
• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....
• Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
  [Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....