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• creeping featurism /kree'ping fee'chr-izm/ n. [common] 1.
  Describes a systematic tendency to load more chrome and features onto systems at the expense of whatever elegance they may have possessed when originally designed....
• creeping featurism: /kree'ping fee'chr-izm/ n. 1. Describes a systematic tendency to load more {chrome} and {feature}s onto systems at the expense of whatever elegance they may have possessed when originally designed.
  See also {feeping creaturism}. "You know, the main problem with {BSD} UNIX has always been creeping featurism....
• Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.
  Ask any Indian. -- Robert Orben Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. -- Jack Paa...
• I'm from the IRS. The government has spent all your tax money. Could we please have some more?
• The most common form of illegal gambling is crossing the street in the middle of the block.
• I could accept this openness, glasnost, perestroika, or whatever you want to call it if they did these thing
  abolish the one party system; open the Soviet frontier and allow Soviet people to travel freely...
• We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
  -- Ronald Reaga...
• We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
  -- Ronald W. Reaga...
• Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. -- Jack Paa