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We Don't Need Another Book On Survival. We Have The Boy Scouts Manual.
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We don't need another book on survival. We have the Boy Scouts Manual.
-- Woody Allen, "September"
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Finally, yet another book on the Holocaust. This one with cutouts. -- Woody Alle
The structure of the joke is the juxtaposition of the trivial and the mundane.
We have to reconcile the paradox of it all. The joke mirrors the paradox. -- Woody Alle...
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Weendoze? we don need no steenkin Weendoze!
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
A relationship is like a shark - it has to keep moving forward or it dies.
Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Alle...
The Boy Scouts have adult leadership. The Marines don't.
The Boy Scouts have adult leadership. The Navy doesn't.