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We Find The Defendant Innocent By Reason Of Being Generally Clueless.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown.
.. Guilty. Crowd: [gasp!] Defense Attorney: Ugh!...
I find the defendant guilty as charged," he said judiciously.
DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh.
They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe yea...
Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh.
They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe yea...
To confess a fault freely is the next thing to being innocent of it. -- Publilus Syru
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh.
They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe yea...
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker. Spanish Proverb