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• Other people's things are more pleasing to us and ours to other people. -- Publilus Syru
• Modem sex, the next best thing to being there.
• Confession of our faults is the next thing to innocency. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 1060
• The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people they think it's their fault.
  -- Henry Kissinge...
• None but the well-bred man knows how to confess a fault, or to restrain himself to lust in his heart.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment?
  hat parchment, being scribbled o'er, should undo a man?...
• The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit. -- Bovee
• We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
• Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
  Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....