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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Either a good or a bad reputation gets there before you do, since it always out runs the possessor.
  It's nice, when you arrive, to have something good there before you get there....
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• But when I said that nothing had been done I erred in one important matter.
  We had definitely committed ourselves and were halfway out of our ruts....
• Apu: What do I do now? I have been drummed out of my profession.
  I'm a disgrace! Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter....
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Begin with the possible; begin with one step. There is always a limit, you cannot try to do too much, or you will do nothing.
  -- G. I. Gurdjieff...
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....