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We Have Two Hands. What's Wrong With Having One Of Them On The Mouse?
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We have two hands. What's wrong with having one of them on the
mouse?
-- Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex expert, in defense of on-line sex,
-- in Web magazine
Related:
Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella.
He misses casual sex. -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhound...
Courage: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Trust - Two cannibals having oral sex.
People are still having sex.
Sex is bad for one. - But it's very good for two.
Fry: "They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them.
How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex.
He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you....
Sex, Sex, Sex... the pleasure of having a 1 track mind.