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We'll all be glad when I figure this stuff out, eh?
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I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
Listen, Tyrone, you don't know how dangerous that stuff is.
Suppose someday you just plug in and go away and never come back?...
Just when I finally figure out where it's at- somebody moves it.
Just when I figure out the meaning of life, there's a new upgrade.
And then when I got out of the service, eh, uh... Well, the next few years are a blur.
-- Barney, "Principal Charming...
Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...
Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....