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• As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making it round this time.
  -- Mike Denniso...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now...
• I might as well exercise - I'm in a bad mood anyway.
• Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN.. I might as well pay a visit to the LADIES ROOM.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite.
• And the Prince and Princess lived happily...well for eleven days..
• Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
  "What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)