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• Marge: Then the prince and the princess...[yawn] got married and lived happily ever after.
  Bart: Then what happened? Marge: Uh...they had thirty sons and thirty daughters....
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
  I'm swamped. -- Prince Humperdink, "The Princess Bride", movie...
• Once upon a time, people lived happily ever after. Now people live happily ever after, too
  after the kids are out of the house and through college...
• I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
  -- Chick...
• Burns: Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.
  Smithers: Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock....
• Well, as long as I've stumbled into Princess Savitra's bedroom, I might as well try to seduce her.
• Lady: I'm teaching your daughter riding, grooming, and at no extra charge, pronunciation.
  Lisa: [atop Princess, in riding gear] Fahther, you've made me the happiest gahl who ever lived!...
• Princess in training.