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Well? Did You Glimpse The Afterlife?! What's In Store For All Of Us?
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Well? Did you glimpse the afterlife?! What's in store for all of us?!"
"Bikinis... babes... full-body massages... Joe Clark with a bat...
On the whole, a mixed blessing.
-- "Bloom County"
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Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?" "I'll put `maybe.'" -- Bloom County...
Whoa! T and A!
-- Bart catches a glimpse of `Eye on Springfield's story on bikinis, "Flaming Moe'...
You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop! -- Bloom County
Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you say?...
Homer: Now that we're alone, papa bear has a little honey for his mama bear.
[gives Marge a pair of tickets] Marge: [chuckles] [gasps, reads] "Good for a three hour getaway at the Mingled Waters Health Spa....
The Split-Atom Blues Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine, Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline .
.. But if you split those atoms fine, Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!...
The Split-Atom Blues Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine, Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline .
.. But if you split those atoms fine, Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!...
Several errant electrons jumped when they shouldn't have at a place they shouldn't have, resulting in what shouldn't have.
In short, a short. -- Bloom County...
I guess test-flying F-20 Tigersharks at Mach 3 all day has rattled my good manners.
.. -- Bloom County...