Homer: Now that we're alone, papa bear has a little honey for his
mama bear. [gives Marge a pair of tickets]
Marge: [chuckles] [gasps, reads] "Good for a three hour getaway at
the Mingled Waters Health Spa...mineral bath, facial, massage
--" How did you afford these?
Homer: Ho ho, never you mind.
[flashback to "Springfield Bentley" store]
[Homer sits in a Bentley wearing a monocle with a salesman]
Homer: [forced British accent] What advantages does this motor car
have over, say, a train -- which I could also afford?
Salesman: Well, you'll notice how the heated gas pedal warms you feet
while --
[Homer floors it and they speed away]
[two seconds later] -- gently massages your buttocks.
Well, Count Homer, shall we discuss the --
Homer: No, we sha'n't.
[pulls passes from the Salesman's pocket]
Yoink! [runs off]
-- Monocles a man maketh,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
