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• Brian! Come on, let's go to the stoning.
• Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
  ..is it, sweetheart? Child: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!...
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• I can go for more than seven days without sleep. . . so it's a good thing I sleep nights.
• Riker: "Deanna, I don't know if you can hear me, I've, I've heard doctors say that even when someone's in a coma, they may be able to hear when people talk to them.
  But it might help, to stimulate the brain...speed healing....
• You can't go in there!" "Yes I can. This is America.
  I can go anywhere I want to....
• Well, and let me make this...perfectly clear, I honestly believe, in my heart, that I am not a crook, or if I am, I don't remember it, which is the same thing.
• Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
  With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....