Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation. Um...I think
we'll find we have very little in common.
Mindy: Can't talk -- eating.
Homer: [gasps] Hey, my favorite -- raspberry swirl with a double glaze.
Mindy: [drooling] Double glaze...
Homer: [whimpers] D'oh! OK, so we have one thing in common. But you
know what I hate? [craftily] Drinking beer and watching TV...
Mindy: [blissful] Oh, not me. That's my idea of heaven.
Homer: [weakly] D'oh! Me too.
Mindy: Really? I can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta
go. [whispers] I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
[She walks off, and Homer can barely contain himself]
Homer: Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy
too!
-- Commonality of deadly sins,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
