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A Bubble In The Space-time Continuum Has Connected Your Line To A Channeler In The 23rd Century.
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A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to
a channeler in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be
broadcast into the future.
-- Answering machine madness - science fiction
Related:
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later....
Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe.
Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone....
Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now.
He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie....
The machine answering this message is connected to a 5000 volt power supply, and a relay which is wired to this small kitten.
(Sound of a kitten meowing.) If you hang up before you leave a message, it will complete the circuit and fry the kitty....
OK, one more time... This is our answering machine.
.. This is the message on our answering machine.....
Bridge, Kirk here. -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
(Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm! -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level!...