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OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is
the message on our answering machine... Any questions?
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racke
) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence....
This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
.. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.
) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of....
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message....
Concatenation of events preclude our coming to the phone.
Please speak freely, with magniloquence upon occasion of the tone....
Knock, knock. (Pause. Caller thinks, "Who's there?
) Isn't that *my* question? (Pause.) Please leave a message....
This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
.. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
Creamed asparagus! BEEP -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle