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  That could cost you twenty dollars or forty dollars or fifty dollars....
• With friends like these, who need hallucinations? -- Buddy, Night Cou
• It was a dark and stormy night; well, actually it was dark, partly cloudy with a 50% of rai
  maybe it was more like clear, with the moon shining...
• Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches!
  Well it wasn't exactly a pharmacy... more of a bait shop. -- "Marge Gets a Job...
• peek: n.,vt. (and {poke}) The commands in most microcomputer BASICs for directly accessing memory contents at an absolute addre
  often extended to mean the corresponding constructs in any {HLL} (peek reads memory, poke modifies it)....
• peek n.,vt. (and poke) The commands in most microcomputer BASICs for directly accessing memory contents at an absolute addre
  often extended to mean the corresponding constructs in any HLL (peek reads memory, poke modifies it)....
• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
• I was taking tickets at the movies when I got a phone call.
  This woman said, "How much is a ticket?" And I said, "Four dollars....
• Hack? I like to call it appropriate.....