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Well, Now, Hold Onta Yer Horses, There, Frazier. I Mean, As A Psychiatrist, Isn't It Your Job To, Uh, `seek And Uphold The Truth'?
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Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean, as a
psychiatrist, isn't it your job to, uh, `seek and uphold the truth'?
Oh, get real, Cliff.
-- Cheers
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