Related:

• Homer: "Vent radioactive gas?" [types] Y E S. "Sound alertness horn?
  Y E S. [it sounds in the distance] "Decalcify calcium ducts?...
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
  [gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• Homer: Uh, let's see: eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty-five.
  ..Dealer busts! Looks like you all win again....
• Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutte
  may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs -- Moe...
• Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben Gay.
  Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I -- [sees Lisa watching] Uh oh....
• Wiggum: OK, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.
  Mr. VH: But...will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?...
• Prof: This proton accelerator destabilizes the atom in this chamber here, then propels it -- Home
  Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works....