At A Convention Of Biological Scientists One Researcher Remarks To Another, "Did You Know That In Our Lab We Have Switched From Mice To Lawyers For Our Experiments?

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At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to
another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to
lawyers for our experiments?"
"Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?"
"Well, for two reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more
plentiful, and second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to
them."

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