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• It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys.
  Seems that there are not only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached....
• Psychologists do it with rats!
• At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
  "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?...
• Even rats learn from experience. -- George Skarbek
• Rats know the way of rats. Chinese Proverb
• City Baby Attacked by Rats.
• Rats live on no evil star.
• Lab rats seem to have been bred for cancer hypersensitivity by the medical establishment and the FDA.
  We are the kings and the rats taste our food. -- James Salsman (jps@cat.cmu.edu)...
• Scientists say the only things which will survive a nuclear war are rats and cockroaches.
  Therefore, if a war starts... GET YOUR ASS UNDER THE FRIDGE!...