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Never Play Peek-a-boo With A Child On A Long Plane Trip.
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Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to
the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always
gonna be me!"
-- Rita Rudner
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I never know what to get my father for his birthday.
I gave him a hundred dollars and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier....
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
-- Rita Rudne...
My Playtex living bra died--of starvation! I've turned many a head in my day, and a few stomachs.
I never made Who's Who but I'm featured in What's That!...
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne
My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage....
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
Cats are a waste of fur. -- Rita Rudne
Reminds me of some game I used to play . . .
Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game....