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Well, slap me with a drowned kitten!
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Purrpetual Motion: A kitten at play.
Statistics always reminds me of the fellow who drowned in a river whose average depth was only three feet.
-- Woody Hayes, Ohio State Football Coach...
Caterpillar: A soft scratching post for a kitten...
I'm just a kitten in the litterbox of life.
Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
{[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
I'll shake you into a kitten, that I will! -- Lewis Carroll
ee n.,vt. [Purdue] A carbon copy of an electronic transmission.
Oh, you're sending him the bits to that? Slap on a tee for me....
Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...