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• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
  Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
• Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
  Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
• Today, while the rest of you were being different, I did a very good job of fitting in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
• Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
  -- Homer reads a book about golf, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
• Homer: [whistles at Marge] You look great. Marge: Really?
  You like it? Oh, I'd love to wear this someplace special....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...