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Well Troubles. We've Got Some Captain, It Seems That A Certain Woman Both Wealthy And Beautiful Now Thinks That She's Going To Marry Me.
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Well troubles. We've got some Captain, it seems that a certain woman
both wealthy and beautiful now thinks that she's going to marry me.
-- Riker, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
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