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• That's right, yes, you're going, you're gone for ages, already gone, you're still here, just arrived, haven't even met you yet.
  It all depends on who you are and how you look at it....
• Standards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by no means the only 'certain' standard.
  If you mistake what is relative for something certain, you have strayed far from the ultimate truth....
• The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
  -- Madeline L'Engle...
• Death and taxes may be certain, but we don't have to die every year.
• Bravo! Walk away from it. Now it belongs to the ages.
  [to next student] You! Not another stroke! Oh well, maybe one more, that's it!...
• My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it is you who have moved away by standing still.
• Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. -- Hedy Lama
• Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid. -- Hedy Lama
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...