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• At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
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  For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable...
• The biggest myth, as measured by square footage, is that as you grow older, you gradually lose your interest in sex.
  This myth probably got started because younger people seem to want to have sex with each other at every available opportunity including traffic lights, whereas older people are more likely to reserve their sexual activities for special occasions such as the installation of a new pope....
• The bad thing about getting good at jogging is that you have a long walk home when you're done for the day.
• XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
  The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
• You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night, you can always change the channel.
  -- Jim Ignatowski...