At all banquets and public functions involving food and talk, an expert is
employed to place the microphone too low for tall people, too high for
short people and just enough distance from where the speaker will be so
that a good solid hum will occur. A real expert can increase this hum just
as the main speaker begins his or her address. Immediate adjustments will
be made and the speaker will be unable to be heard and everyone will go
home unhappy, but not nearly as unhappy as they would be if they had heard
what the main speaker really had to say!
Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time,
There's something wrong here here can be no more denying,
One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying,
And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late,
Though we really did try to make it,
Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it....
