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• A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
• The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
• Buffer: A programmer who works in the nude.
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
• My favorite wedding toast from a best man included: ... and may your children have rich parents.
• The know the divorce rate is getting out of hand when the best man at the wedding stands up not for a toast, but to start a pool!
• The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion -- but doesn't.
  -- Tom Crichto...
• I went to a wedding ... I couldn't believe the groom was married in rented shoes.
  You're making a commitment for a lifetime and your shoes have to be back by five-thirty....