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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I told someone I was getting married, and they said, "Have you picked a date yet?
  I said, "Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?" What a country! -- Yakov Smirnoff...
• They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that.
  How many of your friends have you neutered? -- Larry Reeb...
• The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
• A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
• My favorite wedding toast from a best man included: ... and may your children have rich parents.
• I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.
  -- Dave Barry...
• I'm great at love, but I'm lousy at commitment." "Commitment's nice.
  You'd like her. She's got heavy legs, but she's a lotta laughs....