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• Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.
• We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink. -- Patti Smith
• It is all one to me if a man comes from Sing Sing or Harvard.
  We hire a man, not his history. -- Henry Ford...
• Go get the bard off the floor. We got some killing to do.
• They come over here and they take all our land. They chop off our heads and they boil them in oil.
  Our children are leaving and we have no heads -- We drink and we sing and we drink and we die....
• Let's all get together and sing pumpkin carols.
• How many country & western singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !...
• We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!
• Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell.
  .. Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing....