How Many Country & Western Singers -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
How many circus performers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!...
How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....
How many members of the England cricket team -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into it....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and one to make a video documentary about it....