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• LUKE: Obi-Wan! You told me that the Macintosh was a dead platform.
  BEN: Macintosh was seduced by the dark side. It ceased to truly be Apple and became an aspect of Microsoft....
• Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight the solutions.
  -- Stult's Repo...
• Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us.
  What we have to do now is fight the solutions....
• Science is a flickering light in our darkness, it is but the only one we have and woe to him who would put it out.
  -- Morris Cohe...
• Jesus didn't wear a condom when he came - now he's a dad.
• We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.