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We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
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If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously.
To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs.
Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
-- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
Grampa: Hey everybody, I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!
Family: Here we go again! -- More PowerBook Puke, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
How many (generation) Xers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage....
Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry. -- R.E. Schenk
NO CARRIER? How are we gonna land this modem?
Bart: OK, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do?
Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style!...
I came from a poor family. We never had meat at our house.
And whenever I would go by a butcher's window I thought there had been a terrible accident....