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• We took some pictures of the girls, but they weren't developed.
• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....
• My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa.
  Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31....
• I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!
• PENIS ENVY -- A malady suffered by some girls. To them we say, "Ask, and it shall be given unto you.
• Some girls are bigger than others.
• A set of pen pals over the years developed a romance which ended when they exchanged pictures, a photo finish.
• In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries.
  Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf....