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• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....
• My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa.
  Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31....
• I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!
• PENIS ENVY -- A malady suffered by some girls. To them we say, "Ask, and it shall be given unto you.
• Some girls are bigger than others.
• A set of pen pals over the years developed a romance which ended when they exchanged pictures, a photo finish.
• And what you didn't give away, you spent on wild parties, young girls, and every drug you could get your hands on.
  "Every pill I took kept it out of some kid's hands!...
• Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the ocean.
  After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop, "We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide....