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We've got them eating out of our laps.
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To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...
We start out loving our parents and end up hating them.
Sometimes we learn to love them again, but we never forgive them....
Bart: The lemon tree's gone! Martin: And the tracks appear to lead into Shelbyville.
Database: Oh look, a clue. A candy bar wrapper. Milhouse...
We are not punished for our sins, but by them.
Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
We got rid of our kids. The cats are allergic!
Things move so fast today that we sometimes get the feeling our solutions may be obsolete before we can get them worked out.
Back in my day, we didn't have any of these fancy disclaimers.
We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.