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• To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...
• We start out loving our parents and end up hating them.
  Sometimes we learn to love them again, but we never forgive them....
• Bart: The lemon tree's gone! Martin: And the tracks appear to lead into Shelbyville.
  Database: Oh look, a clue. A candy bar wrapper. Milhouse...
• We are not punished for our sins, but by them.
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
• We got rid of our kids. The cats are allergic!
• Things move so fast today that we sometimes get the feeling our solutions may be obsolete before we can get them worked out.
• Back in my day, we didn't have any of these fancy disclaimers.
• We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.