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We've Replaced Your Bank Account With New Folger's Crystals!
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We've replaced your Bank account with new Folger's crystals!
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We've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's Crystals.
We secretly switched your salt with Folger's crystals. -- Ryan Rieck
Your real tagline has been replace with Folger's Crystals.
We have secretly replaced Bob's life with Folgers Crystals.
Now, if my bank gave *Video* Toasters with each new account . . .
Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Folger's Crystals.
Leave your name, number, and a brief message and they'll call you back when they're nice and percolated....
We've replaced Bruce's harddrive with Folgers Crystals, Lets watch...
If we don't get some money in our bank account soon, we'll be arrested for impersonating the government.
If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.