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• Your real tagline has been replace with Folger's Crystals.
• Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Folger's Crystals.
  Leave your name, number, and a brief message and they'll call you back when they're nice and percolated....
• We have secretly replaced Bob's life with Folgers Crystals.
• we just switched to FDDI.
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• Scott: "Do you know that your dilithium crystals are going to fracture?
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• Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!