We were trying to figure out, is this an acceptable business for H-P to be
in -- to run an entertainment line? It didn't seem like it was part of our
core mandate.
-- Larry Riba of Hewlett-Packard Co. after several fans of
Uzo, an exotic dancer, mistakenly called a company business-product
tech-support line
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Eudaemonic research proceeded with the casual mania peculiar to this part of
the world. Nude sunbathing on the back deck was combined with phone calls to
Advanced Kinetics in Costa Mesa, American Laser Systems in Goleta, Automation
Industries in Danbury, Connecticut, Arenberg Ultrasonics in Jamaica Plain,
Massachusetts, and Hewlett Packard in Sunnyvale, California, where Norman
Packard's cousin, David, presided as chairman of the board....
HP-SUX /H-P suhks/ n.
Unflattering hackerism for
HP-UX Hewlett-Packard's Unix port, which features some truly
unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and elsewhere (these
occasionally create portability problems)....