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• Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
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• Students made it long ago,' said Rincewind. Handy way in and out after lights out.
  ' 'Ah,' said Twoflower, 'I *understand*. Over the wall and out to brightly-lit tavernas to drink and sing and recite poetry, yes?...
• Terry Pratchett has a hatchet, never even used once.
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• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...
• gilley: [USENET] n. The unit of analogical bogosity.
  According to its originator, the standard for one gilley was "the act of bogotoficiously comparing the shutting down of 1000 machines for a day with the killing of one person"....
• gilley n. [Usenet] The unit of analogical bogosity.
  According to its originator, the standard for one gilley was "the act of bogotoficiously comparing the shutting down of 1000 machines for a day with the killing of one person"....
• His philosophy was a mixture of three famous school
  he Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink....
• magic number n. [Unix/C; common] 1. In source code
  some non-obvious constant whose value is significant to the operation of a program and that is inserted inconspicuously in-line (hardcoded), rather than expanded in by a symbol set by a commented #define....
• How many statisticians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One -- plus or minus three (small sample size). Note...